You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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