THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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