I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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