Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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