I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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