I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
