I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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