So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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