I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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