Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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