Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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