Midget sex pt 2 tonight
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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