Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
