i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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