So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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