Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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