There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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