can we get nightvision for the apartment?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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