Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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