People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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