ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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