i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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