you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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