thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
