i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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