i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
