Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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