is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
