If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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