i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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