Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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