"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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