yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The ass gains better be worth it
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