you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
how does that bad decision feel?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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