Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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