i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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