I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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