We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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