How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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