they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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