i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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