therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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