at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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