How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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