needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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