I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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