If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
foreskin is a definite game changer
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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