living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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