you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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