I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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