It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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