This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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