I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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