Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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